Five beer regions in seventeen days: Bavarian lager, Franconian smoke, Rhenish Altbier,
Trappist and lambic, and a Swabian village brewery on the way home.
Region
Styles to look for
Bavaria
Helles · Weißbier · Doppelbock · Festbier
Franconia
Rauchbier · Ungespundetes / Kellerbier · Pils · Bock
Munich's oldest brewery and the locals' choice; Edelstoff from wooden barrels under the chestnuts.
Bamberg
Schlenkerla
Rauchbier since 1405, beechwood-smoked malt from oak barrels in a medieval vaulted cellar.
Düsseldorf
Uerige
copper kettles, waiters who never stop pouring, and a house bitter enough to reset your palate.
La Trappe
Brouwerij La Trappe
Witte, Blond, Dubbel, Tripel and the barrel-aged Quadrupel.
Antwerp
Kulminator
700+ bottles with vintages going back decades; the cellar list is the reason to come.
Brussels
Cantillon
coolship, barrels, Gueuze and Kriek with no sweetening.
Ghent
Gruut Stadsbrouwerij
City brewery using a medieval herb-and-spice mix instead of hops.
Bruges
De Halve Maan
Only active brewery in the historic centre; Brugse Zot and Straffe Hendrik, with the 3 km beer pipeline.
Westvleteren
In de Vrede
the only reliable place to drink Westvleteren 12 on tap, with the abbey cheese.
Chimay (Poteaupré)
Auberge de Poteaupré
The abbey's own inn and restaurant, a few hundred metres from Scourmont; Chimay Blue with abbey cheese.
Zwiefaltendorf
Blank's Brauerei
Village brewery and Gasthof on the Danube — Swabian Landbier, roast pork and no pretence.
Munich (return)
Augustiner-Keller
Wooden-barrel Edelstoff under the chestnuts; the locals' answer to every tourist beer hall.
Drive times
Every distance below is OSRM car routing, measured after the fact. The two flights are
great-circle distances; the times are in the air, not door to door.
2,089 kmdriving
25 h 29behind the wheel
21,422 kmflying
14legs
Mode
From
To
km
time
✈️ flight
Porto Alegre
Munich (arrival)
10,698
13 h 35
🚗 drive
Munich (arrival)
Bamberg
232
2 h 31
🚗 drive
Bamberg
Düsseldorf
425
4 h 25
🚗 drive
Düsseldorf
La Trappe
141
1 h 45
🚗 drive
La Trappe
Antwerp
81
1 h 03
🚗 drive
Antwerp
Brussels
47
0 h 49
🚗 drive
Brussels
Ghent (lunch)
59
0 h 56
🚗 drive
Ghent (lunch)
Bruges
47
0 h 41
🚗 drive
Bruges
Westvleteren
72
1 h 06
🚗 drive
Westvleteren
Chimay (Poteaupré)
189
2 h 32
🚗 drive
Chimay (Poteaupré)
Zwiefaltendorf
573
6 h 54
🚗 drive
Zwiefaltendorf
Munich (arrival)
186
2 h 12
🚗 drive
Munich (arrival)
Munich Airport
39
0 h 35
✈️ flight
Munich Airport
Porto Alegre
10,725
13 h 37
Distance matrix
Car kilometres between every pair of land stops, from matrix.pairs.
From \ To
Munich
Bamberg
Düsseldorf
La Trappe
Antwerp
Brussels
Ghent
Bruges
Westvleteren
Chimay
Zwiefaltendorf
Munich
Munich
—
232
614
765
788
791
849
888
931
705
187
0
Bamberg
232
—
425
575
598
601
659
699
742
652
305
0
Düsseldorf
614
425
—
141
191
202
252
300
342
270
484
0
La Trappe
765
575
141
—
81
124
142
167
225
240
609
0
Antwerp
788
598
191
81
—
47
62
103
146
166
630
0
Brussels
791
601
202
124
47
—
59
97
140
122
637
0
Ghent
849
659
252
142
62
59
—
47
96
173
690
0
Bruges
888
699
300
167
103
97
47
—
72
195
721
0
Westvleteren
931
742
342
225
146
140
96
72
—
189
777
0
Chimay
705
652
270
240
166
122
173
195
189
—
573
0
Zwiefaltendorf
187
305
484
609
630
637
690
721
777
573
—
0
Munich
0
0
0
0
0
0
0
0
0
0
0
—
If you had one more day
Detours that were on the list and did not fit — measured from the nearest base.
From
Detour
km
time
Bruges
Roeselare (Rodenbach)
38
0 h 35
Bamberg
Aufseß (four-brewery loop)
29
0 h 34
Munich (return)
Andechs (Kloster Andechs)
45
0 h 45
Chimay (Poteaupré)
Orval Abbey
120
1 h 40
Brussels
Westmalle Abbey
70
1 h 05
What this trip taught us
February in Franconia and Bavaria is quiet and cheap — but check Ruhetag, small breweries close Mondays.
Düsseldorf's Altbier houses pour faster than you can drink; the coaster on the glass is how you stop the round.
Trappist visits are appointment-only — La Trappe and Westvleteren both need planning weeks ahead.
Chimay's Auberge de Poteaupré is the best-value night of the trip: brewery, cheese and forest in one place.
The 6 h 54 Chimay → Zwiefaltendorf transfer is the one day worth splitting next time (Strasbourg or Baden-Baden).